The chemistry behind friendship-"A Renewed apprehension of M-J (part 1)"

  

 AIM

The difference between men and boys are that, the former is always sceptical about everything. Be it at work place, be it their love or married life, or even when they go out for a smoke. But boys on the other hand, has so much of energy that they tend to produce changes on other physical systems around them.

Hence the study on these subjects.:

EXPERIMENT
Today's subject matter are 'M' and 'J'.

M and J are two boys in their early twenties, who always try to be sensible and pleasing . The day i met them, was so unfortunate because both of them, dint even care to notice a veteran, like me, at one of those recruitment drives conducted by an NGO we were a part of. They walked past me, smiled and left on their way possibly trying to undertake the duties they were entitled with or may be the duties they asked for. Well either way, they dint say a hi.(Personally, i am very particular about hi's and bye's). So the credits that i gave them for their personalities, simply went down by a point. Later that day, i managed a smile and a couple of formal questions to one of them.
M, whose innocent words of enquiry dint impress me at first. But then his ' i don't care what you think , i am here to do my job' attitude shook me. So his credits went up by a point. While J was more peppy, concerned about my ipod touch and music collection , i am sure he was a little bit worried and did keep a distance . I am assuming that he degreed  me as a distress. Still J deserved an extra credit as he gave me a comfort level of my own

OBSERVATIONS 

Days went by, J, M and me continued taking classes with the same smiles along with the worst topic of discussion, academics. I tried to be a senior and an experienced jack of all trades. But, that evening at the center, disposed my conception about both of them.
Being a person who is really good at faking the real emotion within me, i always try to be very cheerful as my sun sign inclines a lot to mood swings. So pretending to be smiley face is not a difficult task for me at all , still M and J saw through me (eh .. i mean , like i was transparent). It was amazing to find two boys younger to me ( by an age of course) understood me. This triggered the curious cat in me. How did these boys see what i was thinking? Well, the days that followed showed me how..
I melted to the fact that they were two friends with aspirations set high, with civil service for one, and Russian technology for the other. Both had the fire and the spirit to spread the color far and wide.And so the day at Kannakakunnu, a meeting with the newbies of our organization, i realized that these boys had so much of me in them. What ever i say or do dint bother them at all and vice-versa.
But this was my inference about  them.The question is, did i judge them incorrectly?? What do the other girls and boys think about them??

CONFIRMATION TESTS

1) Subject J:
"He is tamed, while i am not", this is what J said over the mango mock tail he was enjoying at CCD. I was perplexed at the fact that the first girl J tried to woo turned out to be a w****. Well, good for her, but this burnt cat couldn't find the true love from then on. His talent in playing the guitar is definitely something any girl would fall for. But unfortunately there are too many guitarists nowadays it is pretty difficult to try the same trick. His skill to be a pain in your life is so nurtured that you can never refute with him. This boy is no prince charming, but he does have the ability to bring up a conversation with a girl( good and bad).
This made me wonder, how is it even possible that he doesn't have a name to be tagged with. Well my prayers were answered with the name "Mary", a girl from our center. During our practice sessions for the Christmas carol, i caught J oogling at Mary. I knew his thoughts inclined towards some peahen, but who?
With his buddy M confirming the late night phone calls with Mary, apologizing for all his pranks, i inferred that this subject of mine, picks on this girl to get her attention. Even as the world has progressed and new media playing a big role in the day to day life's of people, the tactics to allure a girl still stays the same. Its such a pity, that this girl Mary has tried avoiding him all the way. But the silver lining is, even if you can't eat the grapes, simply looking at it gives a sweet essence. Now you really cant blame a boy who is doing a project on "instruments for protection" to be a saint. It can happen to any one. So my first subject has proved the experiment successful.

2) Subject M:
You might by now understood that M is really good at heart. He is the one person you would want to be with at the hours of trial. Still, do you want to kill yourself, then go for a ride with him. M stands for Euthanasia. His skills on bikes and cars couldn't match up with any one i have seen in my 22 years. That's just not it. Do you want to embarrass yourself in front of everyone?, then he's the man your looking for. Do you enjoy the child in you and slurping for the last drop of orange juice?, then do it when M is not around. Trust me the kid in you gets killed. Do you want to stay away from a get-together ?, then speak your mind out only at the last moment , otherwise gear yourself  for the big day coz, M can read your mind.Still with all these M will be the one person whom you can rely on even when your at the Artic circle.He is soft and has a well trained voice, which made me wonder. How can a guy be so sweet. That was when i was informed that he is a severly burnt ( to be more precise a fried cat). Fried cats are ally cats. An ally cat who always enjoys picking on you, makes your life miserable and then tries to thank and apologise to you. Really complicated subject, i tell you.Still this subject of mine had proved my experiment successful.

INFERENCE
With all these inverse reactions that happened with the two subjects in my life, one thing is for certain, they are one of a kind and will surely go down in history. Ladies and Gentlemen , i present to you M and J ...Cheerio boys..

Disclaimer: This is patented and i demand a Nobel prize for this discovery of mine.